// he still needs to recover from his birthday //
LotR stills → 15-?
I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.
yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.